I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. (Sir Winston Churchill)

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. (Edsgar Dijkstra)

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. (Anais Nin)

You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you. (Leon Trotsky)